To the citizens of the city of Industry Haven,
Your military thanks you for the cooperation shown every day to the hard working men and women who make up the armed forces of SimNation. It is with your support and understanding that we are able to conduct our daily drills of jumping jacks up and down the barracks of Fort Des Moines, train hard to blow up imaginary objects in enemy SimNations, make up ridiculous songs that have slightly offensive lyrics which cannot be printed here, and drive camouflaged military assault vehicles up and down the streets of Industry Haven.
Please note that we will take this support under advisement when we consider the next location for our Very Serious Missile Parade on April 30th. Also, we ask that citizens please stop blowing raspberries at our personnel when they encounter them on city streets.
Sincerely, etc. Col. Benjamin S. "Stuffy" Grange
Military drills being practiced in Ft. Des Moines, Industry Haven
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