Industry Haven Expands Subway to Alleviate Traffic Congestion

INDUSTRY HAVEN--In response to an ongoing traffic congestion problem in southwest Industry Haven, city traffic engineers have been hard at work expanding the city's subway system this week. The IH City Transit Authority cut the ribbon on four new subway entry stops, creating two new lines, a north-south line along Paramus Street to the Coarser Mesh Neighborhood, and an east-west line along Areel Shaw Lane to Midtown.

Coarser Mesh Library and Subway Stop

IHCTA spokesman Sirna Kolrami noted that the new lines are right along the most densely congested roadways in Industry Haven, and said that he hopes that IH Sims will take advantage of the expanded subway.

"Industry Haven is the only city in the region to have a subway system of its own," Kolrami noted. "We've been seeing streets in the south to Constance Hill that have over 10,000 cars drive on them in a given day. Sims are getting backed up, and they're getting frustrated. The subway is the best way to alleviate that problem."

Kolrami also advocated for the subway system, noting that it is clean, safe, and cheap to use. "I know some cynical people out there would say that subways are always grimy, dingy places. On the contrary, I say. I ride the subway myself every day to the IHCTA Offices in Stratton. It keeps my stress level down, and allows me plenty of reading time every morning and afternoon."

A full list of Industry Haven subway stops follows:

• Coarser Mesh Stop (new stop near Coarser Mesh Library)
• North Forty Stop (new stop near North Forty Elementary School)
• Edge Clinic Stop
• Fort Des Moines Stop (new stop near Terrible's Casino and Ft. Des Moines)
• Dogville Stop
• Wilsonoff Tennis Stop
• Stratton Stop (new stop by Stratton Medical Clinic)
• Cat Eye Stop
• Midtown Stop (new stop)